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News Flash: Ryan Stewart suffers face-ectomy due to over blogging

July 2nd, 2007 . by polyGeek

Ryan Stewart Blogged His Face Off Tragedy struck the Adobe family today when Ryan Stewart, newly appointed Rich Internet Applications evangelist at Adobe.com, lost all of his facial features due to blogging his face off.

Doctors are uncertain about his long term prognosis. But they do fear that this is just the first case in what may become an epidemic.

Ryan remains upbeat and determined to not let this get in the way of his new duties at Adobe.com.

Our hopes and prayers are with you Ryan.

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Posted in Tags: Adobe News, Ryan Stewart | 4 Comments »

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4 Responses to “News Flash: Ryan Stewart suffers face-ectomy due to over blogging”

comment number 1 by: Scott Barnes

July 3rd, 2007 at 3:55 am

He looks like one of those “Americas Most Wanted” photos..

“This is Ryan, he was last seen in the Alpine Parks region, lurking – always on the prowl for his next victim..those whom…disapprove of RIA…”

Actually Ryan I think it’s an improvement hehehehe

p.s
I hate these math comment questions.. i failed math.. five + ten = 29?

comment number 2 by: polyGeek

July 3rd, 2007 at 7:53 am

@Scott, I created a lookup table of answers to every possible solution. That’s worked pretty well for me. :-)

comment number 3 by: James Governor’s Monkchips » links for 2007-07-03

July 3rd, 2007 at 4:26 pm

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comment number 4 by: Ryan Stewart

July 5th, 2007 at 5:40 pm

I showed my wife that picture and I think she thought it was an improvement also :)

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